Steam Summer Sale!
Be brave, my weary wallet. For your hour has come.
Wallets brace for the digital spree,
Browsing wish lists, eager to see
What new adventures await our call,
In the grand bazaar of the Steam store!
The clock ticks down, the sale draws near,
As gamers gather, there’s nothing to fear.
Prepare your library, make room for more,
For the Steam Summer Sale is at our door!
When the sales start, you're in for a treat,
For deals so sweet, it's hard to stay sane.
For every game we snag and save in,
Praise the lord, Sir Gabe the Great!
Credit to LxndrSonGoku on Reddit